…you see a dog and admire its panting technique and excellent downward-dog posture
…you wonder why the waitress asks if you want a Caesarian on the side of your steak
…you can’t buy ground beef or large lumps of meat because they look like a placenta. Oh yuk
…you are rather horrified to see a pair of forceps in the salad bowl when at a friend’s house for dinner
…you won’t buy any tops unless they provide holes in convenient places for breastfeeding
…you opt for skinny noodles instead of fat ones to avoid macabre thoughts of eating an umbilical cord
…you put a diaper on a ciabatta just to practice
…you have a lot of sympathy for cows in the way that their offspring handle their teats.
